candore I'm shy, can you fix me?

About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

I do have a great sense of humor and love to laugh. It is the medicine that heals all. (I think so anyway) I like to chat about things when I know what I am talking about but I like my quit times also. I love kids, animals and meeting new people and trying different things. Like to travel, the water, fishing, swimming and watching the eagles win hockey games. Like to garden, but have not done so in 8 yrs. People tell me that I am quite the BBQ’er. I do that almost everyday in the summer months. I like to work outside in the hot sun. The hotter the better. Love to lay on a sandy beach and get brown. Dont' drink to the extent that I am drunk. If that is what your into, please move on. Don't do drugs. PERIOD. And the most important thing, I AM FINALLY, GOING TO GE A GRANDFATHER…..:-)
Can’t wait. Almost feels like Christmas when I was a kid.

Don't like head games, dishonest people, drugs, drunks, people that hurt animals and kids. Like honesty - doesn't matter what it is as long as you don't lie about it. Oh ya, I have one more dislike, I don't like to be judged by anybody that is less perfect then God. Don't be shy, email me!! I won't bite

I'm looking for:

Sexy, witty, and pretty. Easy on the eyes, head but not the body.
Now, back to reality. Must have one head, one or two arms, legs ears and eyes. Must like kids, animals and me. Daily drinkers, smokers need not apply. Must have sex at least once every two months or more with written notice. Refunds/Credits are only give with 30 days notice. If you miss your 15 minute slot, too bad....:-) See you again next month. If you think you can change my mind, your welcome to try and try and try...